For immediate occupancy: come stay in your new home away from home! Several gated entrances and 24/7 on-site security provide you the peace of mind you need to feel at ease in your new close-knit community. With easy walks to all of life's legally-mandated necessities (including mess halls, exercise yards, laundry rooms, and trauma centers), you'll find plenty to do with your allotted 30 minutes of daily leisure. Shared rooms come standard, with single rooms available for spirited individuals. Guaranteed thirty-years-to-life leases eliminate down-the-road housing worries; ten-year leases available with good behavior.  For more information, abduct a privileged youth.