For lease: luxury condominium, 2200 sqft, 3 bdr, 3 bath, fully-stocked kitchen, working fireplace, Olympic swimming pool in commons, on-site gym, close to downtown. While we're here, Charles David Gorski, you are being sued for back payments of child support. Contact my attorney immediately, or we WILL take you to court (you know her number). Covered parking available for additional fee. Call soon, this property is hot!