For lease: spacious 3 bedroom apartment, 1½ baths (2 in a pinch), long-standing roach infestation (roaches now domesticated, can be trained for simple tasks), utilities included (gas, H₂O, electric, plasma). Garbage not allowed. Contact Azazel (he will know when).

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