For sale: condo in 2 story brownstone. Seen in the background of one episode of "The L Word" on showtime. Serious inquiries only. If you're one of those weirdos who gets their jollies calling up real estate agents without due seriousness then you're gonna get the bum's rush when you come my way, I'll tell you. Located physically within Kansai international airport. Financing available, whatever that means.