- Surprisingly tall lofted beds
- Upholstered showers
- Involuntary bidet system
- Fewer than 5 violent crimes annually**
- Thailand
- Cable. Miles and miles of cable.
- Ambulance always unsettlingly idling outside the door
- No blood stains
- Man servant (female)
- Ooze
- Poster of bo derek available on request
- 24 hour security (use them wisely, 24 hours is all you're getting)
- Mail service
9/20/2013
For rent: apartment in central kingston. Features:
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