For rent: big house, with a bigger attitude. Grey folding chair available after 6 months occupancy. Slop bucket included (easy walk to nearby slop vendors). Newly installed water closet (do not open closet door! flooding WILL occur). Neighborhood watch just a little too aggressive in surrounding area. We have no problem with Jewish people whatsoever. The passage of time remains steady but a part of you slows and decays. 900/wk