For rent: cozy bed and breakfast near lake. On site laundry facilities. Newly installed central air. Walking distance to town. We believe honesty to be the best policy, so we're going to be upfront about this: a lot of people have been murdered in this cabin. Modest window treatments block out all light, but not sound. Emergency exits now available in the kitchen, bedroom, and - most recently - bathroom. Road accessible during dry season. A perfect spot for the spirited adventurer type!