For rent: 2 br condo with June move in. Luxury building with doorman in lobby (try not to stare; living life as half door half man is hard enough). Tennis court on roof, kangaroo court in basement, great for trying enemies of a revolutionary right wing government. Security cameras in all hallways and common spaces, panopticon in courtyard. Military training not included but preferred. As lease becomes more subtle it also becomes more complete. Covered parking garage adjoining building included.